{"id":4616,"date":"2023-10-28T14:00:16","date_gmt":"2023-10-28T14:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rockvideorental.com\/?p=4616"},"modified":"2023-10-28T14:05:09","modified_gmt":"2023-10-28T14:05:09","slug":"oct-28th-children-of-the-corn-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rockvideorental.com\/?p=4616","title":{"rendered":"Oct. 28th: Children of the Corn (2020)"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t
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Children of the Corn (2020)<\/div>
Directed by Kurt Wimmer<\/div>
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Why do they keep trying to make sequels and remakes of Childen of the Corn?\u00a0 The original isn\u2019t even amazing, it is corny (pun intended) 80s goofiness but I love it.\u00a0 Every sequel and remake seems to fall flat or just so low budget that it is ridiculous.\u00a0 They attempted again in 2020 apparently\u2026<\/div>
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This one is a prequel so I guess that is a little different.\u00a0 Basically some turd kid gets a bunch of the town\u2019s kids to follow her and take out the adults.\u00a0 Like the other movies, the corn has some demonic presence and control over the children.\u00a0 The kids decided to fight back because the adults destroyed their crops for some government payout.\u00a0 That pisses off some girl named Eden whom is a smug little shit.\u00a0 Why does it piss her off?\u00a0 Idk man, this movie is BORING as fuck.<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t
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\u00a0The acting in this movie is a little rough. The girl that plays Eden is Kate Moyer and she\u2019s cranked up to about 35. Granted, the main bad kid from the OG was an overacting machine as well but he was much creepier where this girl is annoying at best. This seems like a made for Syfy original, but no it did have a theatricl release during the height of rona in Sarasota Florida? Yeah very odd. It also had a release date of March 3rd of this year so whatever. Did this movie deserve one release let alone two? No it is shit. The scenes that are suppose to be disturbing are tame. The shit girl gouges out a dude\u2019s eyes with a scythe and while it is gory it is just meh to me at this point. The effects are kind of lame as well. The gore isn\u2019t anything impressive and the creature effects on \u201che who walks beyond the rows\u201d is somehow worse than the original lol. Like a CGI mess of corn, walking like sasquatch. The ending \u201cjump scare\u201d is one of the most idiotic things I\u2019ve seen in a long time. Nothing ever really dies in the corn.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t

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Shitty CGI at its worst!<\/h5>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t
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\u00a0A friend of mine said to me recently \u201chorror directors these days are caught up in making what they thing people will like, instead of what they love, there are too many posers\u201d he hit the nail on the head right there! This movie is underlit, like awkwardly dark, but with a blue tone to it. You know what I\u2019m talking about, we\u2019ve seen it a million times lately. The CGI corn beast was so fucking dumb that I can\u2019t even wrap my head around it being a reality in this movie. The ending was laughably bad. Eden walks into the corn and burns up. The next day the main girl checks out the field and Eden shows up looking like a pumpkin faced idiot and wrapping her in corn shoots. Kill me now please.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t

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If you\u2019re a Stephen King fan and want to see this story in a movie, then stick to the original. While the effects are dated and the acting is average at least it has a charm where this entry is brutally boring and everything that is wrong with contemporary horror. The characters are flat, the \u201cscares\u201d are cliche and oooooo scary kids, scary! This movie has no heart and was likely made by AI. I give this an F, walk on.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t

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