Trick or Treats is about a baby sitter (pause) watching over some shit kid that keeps playing pranks on her the whole night. Little does she know, his father has escaped an asylum and is returning home (pause again). Yes it’s basically the story for Halloween but man does it suck. The kid is probably the most annoying little shit in the world and should’ve got his ass kicked. The babysitter is beyond dumb. She keeps falling for this asshole kid’s bad pranks. Think Shelly from Friday the 13th Part 3 with no good qualities and even more pranks packed inside some rat faced little bitch. Yes I love this kid and you can tell!
The first scene is hilarious because this dude is reading a newspaper outside and his wife is talking to him, he wants nothing to do with her. Who knows, maybe she’s a bitch, idk. Anyway, the doorbell rings and she excuses herself. Two men in white coats are there to pick up the husband. They chase him around and wrestle him, of course they fall into a pool. It is comical and this isn’t a comedy. Well the husband is one of the main charaters as we see him in the asylum, we see him escape, we see him take a bum’s clothes and show up at the house for a 5 min fight with the babysitter. Five mins? Yes pretty much that’s how mindnumblingly boring this movie is. It is the least slashy slasher movie I’ve ever seen. I don’t think anyone even dies lol. So I can’t grade the effects because there are none. The acting isn’t anything special but I’ve seen way worse.
Don’t watch this. I watched it at like 3am with a 102 temperature and I was hoping I would just die halfway through, or pass out that’s probably more reasonable right? I can easily give this turd an F for fuck you if you watch this.
